A recurring bit wherein Kevin, Ralph and the others recount recent off-the-air episodes during which Bean attempted to strike up conversations about obscure subjects that only he finds interesting. Initially an opportunity to mock Bean for his odd tastes, it later became a demonstration of Bean’s anti-social quirks as he often asks unanswerable questions (“Why does ______ taste so good?”) and dwells on topics that he knows that nobody else cares about.

In general, attempts to minimize Bean’s annoying behavior by exposing it on-air are never successful. On the contrary, it is likely that dwelling on Bean’s deliberately ridiculous behavior increases the likelihood that he will continue it. See also, Bean’s Blog.