A Kevin and Bean Glossary

May, Lisa

Posted in Current staff, Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

Ostensibly the traffic reporter, Lisa May chimes in during most of the segments, offering a female point of view, and is often the voice of reason. A good sport, she’s not above putting her own foibles under the microscope and providing a focal point for the recurring game “Lick Lisa.” A recurring joke on the show is that Kevin and Bean often try to offer other hot women the job of traffic reporter, at Lisa’s expense.

Lisa May has acquired aliases when guests are less than accurate with her name.  Regular guest Bobby Slayton often refers to Lis as “Ellie May the News Broad”.  In November 2009, Robert Rey (from TV’s “Dr. 90210”) referred to Lisa as “Callie”; a name that Lisa didn’t correct and which was subsequently adopted by listeners only a few minutes later.


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  1. Mario said, on May 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Don’t forget that she is punished for bad points of views by K&B by placing her in the basement. Her rediculious obsession with theater, especially musicals, and her poor taste in TV causing K&B to use the sound bite of Homer Simpson saying “STUPID LISA”. But we still love her

  2. CowExploder said, on October 13, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    I’m surprised “Butthole Week” doesn’t have its own entry. On one show, Lisa said she was going to take a vacation soon. Either Kevin or Bean was talking at the time, so when she said, “That whole week,” it was hard to hear. Bean interrupted, saying, “Excuse me, did you say butthole week?” He was amazed that an entire week was devoted to the butthole.

    Ever since then, Lisa May’s vacations have been attributed to the butthole. I don’t think she surfs.

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