A Kevin and Bean Glossary

No-Game Game, The

Posted in King of Mexico, Miss Double December, No-Game Game by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

The name Dave the King of Mexico gives to his strategy for picking up women, which is essentially doing nothing at all. The term is most often used when attractive guests such as Kristen Bell and Hayley from Paramore show affection for Dave. Such attention never leads to a date, however, and is often attributed to Dave’s non-threatening nature and his tendency to be viewed as “one of the girls”, rather than anything Dave might have done deliberately. The No-Game Game did, however, gain a degree of credibility in the winter of 2007-2008, when Dave inexplicably hooked up with beautiful Yasmine, a former Miss Double-December, after a “girls night out”. Said hook-up and the resulting relationship is also known as “9/11 Part II” due to its shocking and life-altering consequences.


One Response

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. Mario said, on May 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    I reject that totally that Dave hooked up with Yasmine. NOPE.COM

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: