A Kevin and Bean Glossary

Act That Dare Not Speak Its Name, The

Posted in Act That Dare Not Speak Its Name, Alex, King of Mexico, Psycho Mike by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

When plans were hatched for Dave and Alex to spend the night at Psycho Mike’s home, Kevin and Ralph bet Mike that he wouldn’t make a certain deposit of bodily fluids on the face of one of his guests while they slept. The next day, Alex was disgusted to learn that Psycho Mike won the bet at her expense.

Alex, Producer

Posted in Alex, Current staff by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

A woman behind the scenes whose on-air contributions are usually limited to voicing “Britney Spears” and occasionally relating her own various sexual experiences, earning her the light-hearted nickname of “Whore” (or “Superwhore” as she’s known on the Christmas CD “Super Christmas”).

Alex was promoted to producer circa April 2008 and prior to that was referred to as “Assistant Producer Alex”, a moniker that occasionally slips out now.

Brit Brit and Federleezy

Posted in Alex, Characters, Federleezy, Psycho Mike by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

An impersonation of Britney Spears (voiced by Producer Alex) and her notorious ex-hubby during which Kevin and Bean would mock the latest mishap in their relationship and K-Fed’s supposed rap career. Ironically, the spoof rap songs by Psycho Mike as “Federleezy” were far superior to the actual ‘music’ made by Federline. Following a caller’s suggestion that the impersonation was actual done by Ashton Kutcher, Kevin and Bean often credit Kutcher for the other impersonations that Psycho Mike does.

Nick the Sign Holder

Posted in Alex, Nick the Sign Holder by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

An unsophisticated (but good natured) listener known for his high-pitched voice, his seemingly endless enthusiasm, his job holding signs by the side of the road, and for his unrequited affection for attractive women, especially Alex. He has also come to be jokingly known as Nick the Window Licker, a term that refers to kids who ride the short bus (which caught on in the wake of Tiger Wood’s controversial use of the term “spaz”).

Among his other exploits, Nick participated in an unaired MTV reality show about virgins, and had his first screenplay analyzed by members of the show, who found it to be long, overly detailed, and generally a passion project that only Nick would appreciate.

Whore, Superwhore

Posted in Alex, Whore by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

The affectionate nicknames for Assistant Producer Alex, whose sexual exploits occassionally are a topic of conversation. The Super Whore variety of the moniker comes from the Christmas CD “Super Christmas”.