A Kevin and Bean Glossary

Cruising Through Life

Posted in Characters, Cruising Through Life, Ralph by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

Ralph’s impersonation of Tom Cruise hosts a call-in advice segment expounding the benefits of vitamins, excercise and homoeroticism. Ralph’s impersonation riffs on the interview that Cruise gave to Matt Lauer where he used phrases like “don’t be glib”, “I’ve done the research” and “____ is being used as a street drug”.