A Kevin and Bean Glossary

Basement, The

Posted in Basement, The, Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

When Lisa May is a bit too strident in her opinions, she is banished to “the basement”, which essentially means her microphone is turned off and the sound effect of a heavy, squeaky-hinged door closing is played.

Double December, Miss

Posted in Lisa May, Miss Double December by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

A beautiful, busty woman who is selected to serve as a representative of the show at various events throughout the year. Tradition requires that Miss Double December make out with Lisa May whenever alcohol is served at such events.

Juno!

Posted in Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

Whenver the film “Juno” is mentioned, Lisa May repeats the name in an exaggerated “hip hop” style, mimicking the catchphrase “You know!”.

Lick Lisa

Posted in Lick Lisa, Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

A game in which Lisa is asked questions that have numbers as answers. Call-in contestants are then required to guess if the correct answer is higher or lower than Lisa’s guess. If the contestant guesses right, a designated person then “punishes” Lisa by licking her body. Lisa has been known to throw the game if the designated licker is attractive enough.

Lika

Posted in Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

Lisa May’s only character, George Takei’s fictional, butch lesbian sister.

Lisa May’s Gift from QVC

Posted in Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

Every year, for Christmas and Lisa May’s birthday, Kevin and Bean call QVC and purchase whatever is being shown on television at the moment for Lisa’s gift, regardless of the price or usefulness of the product. The gift is always less than desirable, and the cheaper the price, the happier the boys are. One year, Lisa and Ralph enlisted the services of an actress to play the QVC operator, and tricked Kevin and Bean into thinking they just bought her a high definition TV.

May, Lisa

Posted in Current staff, Lisa May by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

Ostensibly the traffic reporter, Lisa May chimes in during most of the segments, offering a female point of view, and is often the voice of reason. A good sport, she’s not above putting her own foibles under the microscope and providing a focal point for the recurring game “Lick Lisa.” A recurring joke on the show is that Kevin and Bean often try to offer other hot women the job of traffic reporter, at Lisa’s expense.

Lisa May has acquired aliases when guests are less than accurate with her name.  Regular guest Bobby Slayton often refers to Lis as “Ellie May the News Broad”.  In November 2009, Robert Rey (from TV’s “Dr. 90210”) referred to Lisa as “Callie”; a name that Lisa didn’t correct and which was subsequently adopted by listeners only a few minutes later.

What it do, Nephew?

Posted in Lisa May, What it do Nephew? by Aaron Burr on March 9, 2007

A daily listener call-in segment during the last first 10-20 minutes of each day’s program during which the best rant/story earns the caller a prize. Formerly known as “What’s Your Deal?”, the segment was renamed after a greeting coined by Snoop Dogg and was expanded to include the phrase “what it do, baby boo” to greet Lisa May and female callers.