Wheel of Bad Animal Voices

A segment during which K&B talk about odd animal behavior in the news, such as stories about gay penguins, zombie ants, and suicidal turtles. Inevitably, the conversation leads to an arranged phone call with a purported expert on the topic only to have one of the animals in question answer the phone. Said animals are usually voiced by Ralph which means the bit is usually preceded by his complaints about how lame the bit truly is.