Nick the Sign Holder

An unsophisticated (but good natured) listener known for his high-pitched voice, his seemingly endless enthusiasm, his job holding signs by the side of the road, and for his unrequited affection for attractive women, especially Alex. He has also come to be jokingly known as Nick the Window Licker, a term that refers to kids who ride the short bus (which caught on in the wake of Tiger Wood’s controversial use of the term “spaz”).

Among his other exploits, Nick participated in an unaired MTV reality show about virgins, and had his first screenplay analyzed by members of the show, who found it to be long, overly detailed, and generally a passion project that only Nick would appreciate.